the perfict Guy

The guy for me has to have 2 major attributes that are required. 1 He must get along with my Family and Friends. Treat me the way i treat him. Other then that i have a list of things that are not too important, shit beggars cant be choosers. I need Him to get my humor and not just laugh cause i said something. Smoker, so when i run out i can borrow his( but he better not take my damn cigarettes, bastard get a job and buy you own damn cigarettes. Kidding.) He has to have a job and hopefully his own place and dose not live with family (only one of us can and that's me, damn i wish i had a job and my own place!!!.) Im willing to try anything twice (except for drugs and women.) Be Drug Free, i dont care if hes tried them (i never have) but i dont want him to be telling me of his many drugged up adventures and how he woke up with the needle in his arm. He dosent have to be a comic geek (I hate people who only have knowledge based on the marvel movies that come out, its not accurate!!!!!) but if he showed a little interest in my hobby beyond a shakeing of his head as i speak would be nice. He needs to know i dont drink beer so please dont ask me just bring me some vodka and a valume and lets make it a night. Im allergic to Fish and Latex so please dont eat fish and kiss me it will Kill YOU. Ya and the Latex thing is not code for unprotected sex, just repeated exposer cause a rash and inflammation, so as much of a freak as i am he needs to know that, cause sometimes its not a perty sight, damn that sound like a hidden message ( its realy not id have to love the guy and willing to spend the rest of the night, i mean life with the guy to go there, lol.) (I wonder how many letters im going to get from that?) If i get bored he cant be camera shy cause sometimes i like to be all Asian and take millions of pictures, dont worry i only keep about 4 of them(thanks god for digicams.) I think my blog just turned into another list. See what im saying about my writing him HDADD, so what now, oh ya im watching I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS, its the gayest movie Jim Carry has Made im mean literally, and i think all his movies are gay but watching Ewan Mcgregor Playing another Gay role its weird (sarcasm he always plays gay, didnt you see star wars?